A Series of Sophisticated Knock-Knock Jokes

7月 29

[video]

Only one of them plays Dawngate anyway, and he’s trying to get gold in LoL, so I guess I won’t be seeing him for a while~ 

All my friends play League of Legends until the sun rises, I need a Dawngate partner :/

7月 28

ingredior:

baelor:

i dont know if i want to be buried or cremated if i die

“if i die”

that’s the spirit

(bandsfuckinruinedmylifeから)

[video]

challengerapproaching:

Fantastic Stained-Glass styled Smash Wallpaper!  Found here. (Mobile Version available)

challengerapproaching:

Fantastic Stained-Glass styled Smash Wallpaper!  Found here. (Mobile Version available)

“Wonder Woman is there to kick ass not give you a boner” — favorite response to some dude saying the Wonder Woman costume isn’t sexy enough on Facebook (via agentturner)

(therubberduckiethatgotawayから)

[video]

typette:

zeedikay:

drcabl3:

jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

And it would still get stuck in my hair…

now THIS is what I’m fucking talking about
EDIT: IT FUNCTIONS AS A FUCKING ORANGE PEELER, AND EVEN A LAMP IF YOU HAVE A STRING AND SOME OIL. SERIOUSLY???

JUST IN CASE YOU APPARENTLY NEED AN EMERGENCY ONE FOR RELIGIOUS SERVICES?

typette:

zeedikay:

drcabl3:

jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

And it would still get stuck in my hair…

now THIS is what I’m fucking talking about

EDIT: IT FUNCTIONS AS A FUCKING ORANGE PEELER, AND EVEN A LAMP IF YOU HAVE A STRING AND SOME OIL. SERIOUSLY???

JUST IN CASE YOU APPARENTLY NEED AN EMERGENCY ONE FOR RELIGIOUS SERVICES?

(truthandgloryから)